Utah Jazz 2015-16 Season Explained in Haiku

Utah Jazz fans are still in a state of confusion after the team failed to capture a spot in the NBA Playoffs. In an effort to explain the season, I look to haiku.

After losing four of their last five games and essentially choking away their first playoff berth since 2012, it’s hard to know exactly what to make of the Utah Jazz season. Do we place all of the blame on injuries? Can we consider a 40-win season progress? A week has passed, but uncertainty abounds.

In order to make sense of what transpired over the last year in Jazzland, I’m going all liberal arts on you and employing haiku–a traditional Japanese poetry style composed of three juxtaposed phrases of five, seven and five respective…