Yes, I'm making a mid-'90s Counting Crows reference in the headline. I don't care. Watching last night's near-debacle against the Sixers has erased any shame I might have felt. The Jazz are hurt, the fans are sad, and I'm going full Emo Kylo Ren. Deal with it.
dear diary today hux and I took a quiz to find our hogwarts houses he got slytherin I got hufflepuff the first time but it was a mistake
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 25, 2015
I am here to confirm to you that last night's game was, in fact, between two NBA teams.