Calvin Barrett is a writer, editor, and prolific Mario Kart racer located in Tokyo, Japan. Currently writing for SB Nation and FanSided, he has covered the Utah Jazz and BYU athletics since 2024 and graduated from Utah Valley University.
A BLINDING BEAM from the spiteful scorching entity in the sky remains laser-focused on your face. A death ray from outer space that is simultaneously compassionate and relentless, providing you with the life-giving warmth to carry on while slowly draining you of all moisture and sizzling your now flamingo-fied flesh.