SALT LAKE CITY — NBA coaches who committed the crime better be prepared to do the time.
In the aftermath of Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert being robbed of being named an All-Star reserve, the Salt Lake Police Department launched an investigation.
The investigation's result?
The SLCPD deduced that The Stifle Tower was indeed the victim of an act of injustice. Salt Lake's finest even found some damning evidence against Western Conference coaches who picked Nikola Jokic, Karl-Anthony Towns, LaMarcus Aldridge, Russell Westbrook, Klay Thompson, Damian Lillard and Anthony Davis as All-Star reserves from the Western Conference.