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Russian Doll: A satirical USC vs. Stanford game preview

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

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Insanity is allowing another year of Clay Helton to coach USC football.

I mean, could there been a more perfect way to encapsulate the Clay Helton era than the first play from scrimmage against Fresno State? Mild success marred by gross incompetence.

How does this happen? Especially on the very first play of the very first game of the season. Helton was the first up in school’s spelling bee, and not only did he get the word wrong, he wet his pants in the process.