Sometimes, weddings during football season aren’t so bad. No matter how the Trojans perform, at the end of the night you’re still going to be happy. And if you’re not, well, let’s just hope there’s an open bar.
Maybe I should reschedule my wedding for next year’s Alabama game. The happiest day of my life will definitely offset that slaughter on the horizon.
The Clay Helton era and its awfulness has streamlined the USC football watching experience. He’s like the Steve Jobs of bad football. Too bad his “One More Thing” is just another disappointing loss.
You don’t even need to watch to know what’s going to happen!