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Book of Trojan: A satirical USC vs. BYU game preview

If you’re looking for someone eating crow this week, I’m sorry, but that won’t be on the menu. I get that Kedon Slovis and the Trojans offense was poultry in motion. They even quacked the Top 25 this week. I won’t think this team is egg-celent until they beat Utah. At least the win against Stanford was a Swann song for a certain athletic director, so that’s something for fans to be raven about.

Were you just a little emused there?

I’ll get to the game later because this is the first time USC has had good off the field news since I enrolled in 2008.