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Alex Morgan celebrated her 30th birthday in style on Tuesday, nodding home the winning goal as the United States beat England 2-1 to book their place in the Women's World Cup final.
In a move that will surely join Bebeto, Brandi Chastain and Roger Milla in the pantheon of iconic celebrations, Morgan marked her goal with a casual sip of tea.
Cue hysteria.