It’s finally here, truly the most American holidays where we gather and worship the things that make our country great to celebrate the sport that’s actually a death cult: drinking too much, eating fried things covered in salad dressing, and watching commercials. If there’s a day that could have less to do with soccer, it’s Super Bowl Sunday. Still, this is a website about US Soccer and surely there’s something that is relevant to the sport today. So, I bring to you a list that I didn’t just write because I couldn’t think of anything else today - the definitive equivalence of US Soccer players to Super Bowl food.
Sunday Cup-o-American soccer: What if US Soccer players were Super Bowl food?
