The National teamers go on international duty, but holy moly did they give us a send-off.
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You want goals? We’ve got goals. Start with this nutty 6-2 result in DC, featuring a Patrick Mullins hat trick the most bone-headed red card you’re likely to see this season.
To be clear: Mullins has played five games for DC, and in those five games has scored more goals than Kevin Doyle, Mauro Diaz, Dom Oduro, Javier Morales, Will Bruin, Fabian Espindola, Lucas Melano, or Nelson Valdez have scored all season (to name a few).