If the jokes don’t write themselves, those following UCLA football are happy to oblige.
Informed that the winless Bruins were holding a “Blue Out” against No. 7 Penn State on Saturday at the Rose Bowl, the trolls from the space formerly known as Twitter made plenty of forays into the punny business.
Feel free to follow their “Blue Out” quips with your own rim shot:
“More like a blowout ...”
“Gonna be a black and blue out for the bruins [sic].”
“They must be tarping the whole thing.”
Others pointed out that Associated Students UCLA was selling white T-shirts and that Penn State also wears blue, meaning that its large throng of fans expected at the game could make it a “Blue Out,” all right — of a darker shade.