The boozer is a loser. The rummy is crummy. The Sheriff is a swigger. Alabama’s Alcoholic’s not Anonymous.
Someone call his sponsor: Alabama’s (recovering?) alcoholic O.C. Steve Sarkisian might go on another bender tonight, to drown his sorrows, and who could blame him? His Crimson Tide Offense couldn’t keep Clemson’s Offense off the field in the second half, as Tiger QB Deshaun Watson erased a 10-point margin, and did just enough to put Clemson over the top in a 35-31 nailbiter.
The key stat of the game? Alabama failed to convert 12 straight 3rd Down tries in the second half.