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Fox 71's Day Off

We don't live in a perfect world. Here in the Bizarro Universe, we have celebrities with no discernable talent who are celebrities simply because they're celebrities. When Al Gore and I invented the internet back on our home planet, it was used for the greater good of all. We didn't imagine that in the Bizarro Universe, it would lead to the creation of "social media" which allows narcissists everywhere to indulge their belief that people really want to know what they're doing every minute of every day. Only in the Bizarro Universe would there be such an apparent insatiable appetite to read about what the father of a marginally talented football player did.