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Bayern Munich's ruthless 7-2 devastation of Tottenham in the Champions League group stage on Tuesday night is certainly right up there in the UEFA annals -- Arsenal fans, don't get too cocky about it as your team didn't do much better -- but it's not the biggest single-match win in tournament history.