When you get a moment, type in the words: ‘Peter Crouch can do anything’ — the first thing you will see is me, in full England kit, attempting a scissor-kick.
If you look a little closer, though, you will see the same image has been put on clock faces with my arms and legs telling the time. It has been superimposed on to pictures as if I’m attempting a basketball slam dunk and it’s even been placed alongside runners tackling the 110 metres hurdles. It’s all harmless fun.
The picture was actually taken during England’s second game at the 2006 World Cup against Trinidad & Tobago.