It was hoped Adele would sing at the opening of Tottenham’s stadium. Instead, they got an X Factor contestant and that bloke from the Go Compare ads.
It’s been pretty much the same ever since. Promises, promises. It was supposed to be home to Mauricio Pochettino’s cavaliers but he was gone after little more than six months and in came roundheads Jose Mourinho and Nuno Espirito Santo.
As for the stadium itself, Covid left it empty for more than a year but now it is full again the occupants are in revolt.