Jose Mourinho has taken the job as Tottenham Hotspur job, which he said he'd never do because "I love Chelsea supporters too much." Life moves pretty fast...
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Our sympathies are definitely with any Tottenham Hotspur fan who managed to get an early night on Tuesday only to wake up and find their entire world had changed on Wednesday morning.