Harry Kane has declared that he wants to emulate Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, and if you think that's funny, you might want to pause for thought. The Tottenham striker is scoring goals at an astonishing rate. Three more against Apoel Nicosia on Tuesday night brought his season's tally to 11 for club and country. Not bad, especially when you consider that he didn't score once in August.
The man derided as a one season wonder after hitting 21 league goals in the 2014-15 campaign has since added 25 and 29 goal hauls to his CV, and that was in the league alone.