A camel is a horse designed by a committee, or so the old saying goes. Everyone chips in with ideas on how to improve it so that, before you know it, your beautiful stallion is stuck in the desert with two humps on its back.
It could have been worse. It's a good job the horse did not have David Elleray and his bunch of experts get their hands on him. He'd have ended up looking like the handball law.
If you hadn't heard, it's been changed again. Just when you thought you had finally cracked it, sure of what was a handball and what wasn't, football's lawmakers step in with another few tweaks.