And we’re back! After a hiatus that was entirely too brief for good teams and entirely too long for bad ones, NBA action has returned in the form of the dreaded hyperbolic chamber known as: the Preseason. This type of basketball offers fans the immaculate opportunity to perform such hits as, “It Doesn’t Matter, These Games Don’t Count” and “Did You See Him in Last Night’s Game? This Guy’s Gonna Be a Star.”
Due to the lack of a Summer League (shoutout to Summer League, I love and miss you), it seems that those aforementioned hits are a little more amplified than normal.