While sitting through that slog of a second half last night against the Kings, watching missed shot after missed shot and foul after foul, the game resembled a knock ‘em out fight video that has taken the world by storm this week.
The wife penguin represented the chance at a win, the Raptors were the husband coming back to the ACC looking to protect home court, and the home-wrecker was Boogie Cousins absolutely dominating in the paint. The broadcast picking him up yelling “THESE KIDS CAN’T GUARD ME” was the line that sent our penguin scurrying away, surely.