“There’s nothing to do in Sacramento.”
This is both a recent diatribe by Raptors colour commentator Jack Armstrong and one of the central plot points from the Oscar-worthy film Lady Bird. In both examples, the city of Sacramento is where California’s glitz skids off, where fun goes to take a nap.
The central characters must make peace with their temporary home. Indeed, Armstrong found some fun watching yesterday’s TFC championship, nearly earning a viral moment before being cruelly cut off by Instagram story constraints.
And Lady Bird... well, just see the movie.