As the eggnog flows through your veins (maybe with a little rum, eh? What the hell, you’ve earned it, you old pirate!,) or you rush to hospital to get emergency treatment for all your present-wrapping related paper cuts, or perhaps you simply sit at home in the ever-loving darkness, waiting for this annual madness — in which you want and have no part — to end, it’s important to remember that there’s a basketball game tonight. One that should be damn fine in fact.
Two of the weirdest named teams in professional sports are set to do battle in Salt Lake City, perhaps the most literally named of all major American cities.