The Raptors play both the Bulls and the Knicks in one week? Basketball fans, you’re in for a treat! We get to see how the Raptors fare against two of the most exciting Eastern Conference powerhouses, complete with Carmelo Anthony, Derrick Ros—wait, what year is it? You’re telling me this isn’t 2012?
Hmm. Oh well, look on the bright side: the Knicks roster is chock-full of electrifying young talent, including the original unicorn himself, the Latvian Legend, Kristaps Porzing—wait, he got traded? For who?!
Welp, I tried to be optimistic but good lord, this team is a mess.