That was the dumbest shit I’ve ever been obligated to sit through.
Toronto beat the Wizards on Sunday afternoon. And while I know it’s my responsibility to regale you with the details of how the whole thing went down, I’m not sure that’ll be possible.
What is certain is that it was a 140-138 win for the Raptors that took two overtimes to complete. What happened earlier in this game is harder to recall; that time feels like a bygone era to which we are connected only by decaying scrolls and faded paintings on cave walls.