Last week, it was revealed that Sean Penn held a secret interview with Mexican drug lord and mass murderer El Chapo. The ensuing article was then written by Penn and published in Rolling Stone, in a self-absorbed writing style that brought comic relief to writers everywhere. Our own John Gaudes took it seriously though, and decided to write the Toronto Raptors mid-season review in an identical style. Enjoy.
It’s January 11, 2016. My head is swimming, MacBook underneath my fingertips, a deep darkness rolling in from outside that my apartment negotiates with.