I miss the old 2Pat, straight to the hole 2Pat
Got on a roll 2Pat, the playoff #goals 2Pat
I hate the new 2Pat, the brick shoot 2Pat
The always prude 2Pat, float up the two 2Pat
I miss the sweet 2Pat, made all his threes 2Pat
I gotta say, at that time I’d like to meet 2Pat
See I invented 2Pat, it wasn’t any 2Pats
And now I look and look around and there’s so many 2Pats
I used to love 2Pat, I used to love 2Pat
I even had the ‘Cats jacket, I thought I was 2Pat!