DeMar DeRozan dunked all over the Detroit Pistons’ playoff chances last night, as he and Kyle Lowry threw a sluggish Toronto Raptors team on their backs and carried them to victory in the second half and overtime. Here are five barely coherent thoughts on one hell of a game.
You Know Where This One is Starting
I’m still picking my jaw up off the floor.
I’m getting “DeMar. Dominant. Dynamite. Detonates! On Detroit” tattooed on my right forearm.
Sometimes, You Gotta Let the Stars Go to Work
In a somewhat concerning note, the Raptors’ bench unit has now played 2.