Hello, adventurous Internet person and/or Leafs fan! If you’re looking for pornography you’re mostly in the wrong place. But if you’re looking for a bunch of obsessives who like to talk about, argue about, and over-analyze the Toronto Maple Leafs, come on in!
What is this place?
Pension Plan Puppets is a blog focusing on the Toronto Maple Leafs, a sports franchise that exists to annoy other Canadian teams by monopolizing hockey coverage. From our position in the cheap seats, we cover and comment on every doing of the team—from waiver transactions and game recaps to breaking down game footage to media analysis to whatever this was.