Pension Plan Puppets is now on Tumblr!

You didn't ask for it, but we're giving it to you anyway!Exciting news! We now have a tumblr!

You can now get all our hot takes right on your Tumblr dashboard once you click that follow button. Isn't technology grand?

Things you can expect from our tumblr:

gifs

puns

videos

reporting from Basement Correspondent Species 1967

pictures

homoerotic subtext

and more!

Quick FAQ

What's a tumblr?

Tumblr's a blogging platform. It's like twitter but with more pictures and fewer words so perfect for me and maybe you. Also everyone on tumblr hates the platform and talks about the site with thinly veiled disdain. Despite all that, we stick around for some unknown reason which, frankly, is a sentiment that Leafs fans…