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If you had sole power to chose, what hipster bullshit song would you pick as the leafs’ goal song?

— EJ (@emilyjomichele) November 8, 2018

“I’ll Take That Applause” by Protomartyr. The actual song starts at 27 seconds in the video below, but it works so well. (Plus it only has to go for about 45 seconds after there, so I don’t have to worry about Joe Casey’s more ambiguous lyrics in later verses.)

Please predict the next hilariously embarrassing event that will definitely happen to the Sens

— Fan of John Tavares' Team (@BobbyBryce18) November 8, 2018

These are the Sens, so nothing is really off the table.