The NHL Player Poll came out yesterday, and as always, it’s best enjoyed by scrolling right past the hockey questions (wait, Alex Ovechkin has a good shot? This is totally new information!) and into the “Player Personality” section, which includes the most important question: which NHL player is the most fashionable?
The players themselves voted for Auston Matthews, which is an incredibly solid choice, but the hilarious part is the runner-up. David Pastrnak dresses like an art student whose parents pay his credit card bill, and while Matthews clearly wants to seem creative and avant-garde, Pastrnak actually is.