Pension Plan Puppets · Jan 8, 2021
From the Branches: Hockey is legal now!
Photo by Mark Blinch/NHLI via Getty ImagesWhile it’s mostly a formality at this point, yesterday the Toronto Maple Leafs and Ottawa Senators received provincial approval to host home games in the 2021 NHL season, which is good, because it would be hella awkward to reschedule stuff now. The Leafs also announced a televised scrimmage on Saturday, so we’ll get to see them in action tomorrow evening.
Meanwhile, in matters of similar crucial importance:
Maple Leafs holding "open tryouts" for position of dressing room DJ, according to Morgan Rielly. Mitch Marner in danger of losing the aux cord.