Down Goes Brown · Sep 17, 2018
Bizarro-meter 2018: Western Conference edition
The\u200b offseason is over.\u200b Let’s\u200b get\u200b weird.
Or\u200b more\u200b specifically,\u200b let’s remember\u200b all the various\u200b ways that NHL\u200b teams\u200b got weird over\u200b\u200b the last few months. It’s time to fire up the Bizarro-meter, a feature I debuted back in 2013 in an attempt to understand whatever it was the Maple Leafs thought they were doing, and have been using since 2014 to round up every team in the league. It’s a high-tech system which evaluates each team’s offseason oddity index by, uh, giving it a score out of ten. Look, we never said this was complicated.