2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs: May 20 Bolts @ Rangers

BABCOCK, right?! And the ECF is also happening.I write this with the full understanding that exactly zero Leafs fans give a shit about the ECF today, which makes sense because bigger, more exciting things are happening. For example, someone in the Maple Leaf organization had a huge yen for a Detroit-style chili hotdog, flew a plane south, and now EVERYONE is desperate to find out how it tasted -- and whether or not it's a sandwich. This is a huge concern!

In all seriousness:

CONGRATS, LEAFS!

That being said, it means I get to write anything I want in this space knowing that I'm talking to myself (and possibly Species).

Eastern Conference Finals schedule:

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