T'was the night before Christmas and all through the ground
Not a player could be seen, no championship to be found
The lockers were cleaned out by the players with care
In the hopes that new defenders soon would be there
Bez was reading MLS rules which he had dread
As dreams of last season danced through his head
Giovinco golassos helped prove his worth
While the win over New York led to a post season birth
The playoffs were fun for about 18 minutes
While the rest of the game made his face grimace.