Jonathan Osorio’s first two touches were perfect. After Nick Hagglund (!) had feinted into space on the left wing and sent in a superb cross, Osorio chested the ball down beautifully, took an even better second touch to evade Ilie Sanchez and had just Tim Melia to beat from 10 yards.
It was not a simple finish - the ball was bouncing and the shot was on his weaker left foot - but the 24-year-old had to do better than to blast it over the crossbar. He looked up to the big screen to watch the replay as the game restarted and reacted with a single word beginning with ‘f’.