Batter's Box Interactive Magazine · Sep 6, 2021
Toronto at New York, September 6-9
Under no circumstances would I ever mess with a winning streak.
And so... I offer fresh cigars.
I offer.... refreshing rum.May Jobu find these offerings pleasing. May they express our gratitude for his bounty these past three days.
We need you still, Jobu. Our bats must venture into an unfriendly, foreign land. Pinstriped millionaires strike fear and terror everywhere. Be with us, Jobu.
May their curveballs lose their shape, and hang invitingly before us.
May their changeups miss the mark, and bounce pointlessly in the dirt.
We'll deal with the fastballs.