Batter's Box Interactive Magazine · Sep 23, 2021
Toronto at Minnesota, September 23-26
We know we have not been forsaken.
We know we have spent three days in a House of Evil. We have visited a world where the normal laws of Space and Time, of Good and Evil itself, have fallen into disrepair.
We are not dismayed. Our faith is not shaken.
And so, as always, we offer the finest cigars and the tastiest rum... but this time, we hope that the bounty of our offering touches you. Let it not be said that we are stingy with our gifts. Our munificence, like our gratitude, knows no bounds,
Does this not please you?
We offer our praise, Jobu...
Confound our enemies!
Make their curveballs hang!
Make their changeups bounce!
We've got the fastballs.