It’s awfully considerate of you
to think of me here
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear
that I’m not here
Because I'm not, you know. My body is elsewhere, probably up to no good.
Four games with the White Sox, the mighty White Sox.
The Jays and White Sox hooked up for three games back in June. Robbie Ray and Carlos Rodon hooked up in a dandy pitching duel in the opener. Ray took a 1-0 lead into the seventh, but an Andrew Vaughn homer tied the score. Trent Thornton took over in the eighth. He loaded the bases and gave up a sac fly. Carl Edwards relieved him. Hits from Eaton and Garcia cleared the bases and more, and Anderson hit the inning's second sac fly. Which I would expect ties…