Last night, Slaughtergarde had a fantasy hockey draft that took under four minutes, and then I tried to trade two sawhorses for Mike Smith.
The last time we had a draft in Slaughtergarde, the fantasy league where there are no rules and the statistics are nonsensical, we drafted over 400 players in eight minutes and crashed CBS Sports' website. But because we're all busy people with lives outside of fantasy sports, I decided that I wanted to speed things up this year. In retrospect, I should have warned our players -- the four seconds that they had to make their pick each round is actually less time than it takes the website to announce "You're on deck.