Batter's Box Interactive Magazine · Sep 3, 2021
Oakland at Toronto, September 3-5
Kind of a big weekend here. Let's not mess around.
I offer... cigars.
I offer... rum.
May you find these offerings pleasing, Jobu.
We beseech you to use your powers. Take the fear from the bats.
Help them hit the evil, twisting... curveball.
Help them hit the wicked, deceitful... changeup.
We'll take care of the fastballs.