Batter's Box Interactive Magazine · Sep 17, 2021
Minnesota at Toronto, September 17-19
How are we to express our gratitude? We owe so much.
May you find these cigars pleasing...
May this rum warm your spirit...
All praise to Jobu, from whom all our blessings flow.
It is Jobu who makes the curveball hang.
It is Jobu who makes the changeup miss.
It is Jobu who confounds our enemies.
But Jobu, we beseech you. Not all our enemies are the ones arrayed against us on the field this weekend. Alas, no. We have more treacherous enemies still, agents of evil, bent on thwarting our deepest dreams and desires.
Your curse upon them, mighty Jobu!
Hear this our prayer, and let our cry come unto thee!
So... the Minnesota Twins.