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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
--- Hunter S. Thompson

Well yeah. Everything is very weird indeed, and it's going to stay weird for the foreseeable future.

I'm not particularly optimistic that teams will report to spring training next February as in years past, and they'll start playing games in stadiums full of people by the beginning of April. I just don't see it happening. I think there's roughly as good a chance that the republic to the south will have fractured into three or four separate entities by then (don't you think Texas will want to go solo?