Blue Jays at Angels, August 10-12

And if California slides into the ocean

Like the mystics and statistics say it will

I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill

Two games on Tuesday, Shohei Ohtani on Thursday... this week will be lit, as the kids say.

If that's what the kids say. Come on, how would I know?

The Angels are puttering along at .500, in fourth place, ten games behind the Astros. They shouldn't feel too bad about this. Mike Trout - you know, the best baseball player in the world - has missed 76 of the team's 112 games. Third baseman Anthony Rendon, signed for roughly a quarter of a billion dollars two years ago has missed half of this season and will miss all of the rest. Alex Cobb, one of their two…