Happy NFL Draft Week! We've arrived at one of the High Holy Days of the sports calendar. How will you be celebrating? Me, I'll be doing my annual Tribute To Aaron Rodgers: sitting alone in a green room and plotting revenge on all my enemies.
Here’s what we’re in for this weekend: a reborn draft extravaganza, a three-day Cleveland fiesta of flash, sparkle, and talk — so, so much talk. Analysis, breakdowns, tape-eating … call it whatever you want, these 255 picks are going to be dissected in real time like states on election night.
It’s a paradox of the draft that on one of the NFL’s biggest nights, there’s no actual live football.