So, three NBA stars walked into a brothel thinking it's a spa — that's not the start of a joke. It actually happened.
Team USA members DeAndre Jordan, DeMar DeRozan and DeMarcus Cousins (and possibly a few other unspecified teammates) strolled into one of Rio de Janeiro's high-end brothels by mistake, according to a TMZ report. The players entered Termas Monte Carlo under the impression it was a spa, and based on this description of the establishment from Rolling Stone, you can understand the confusion:
"Centaurus and Rio's other high-end brothels, like Monte Carlo, Solarium and 4x4, are known as termas — which means they're ostensibly spas.