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The Houston Astros Still Cheated, Don't Forget: Unchecked

Remember the Houston Astros? They still cheated. Jimmy Kimmel didn’t forget.

The AsteriskTour twitter account certainly didn’t. The Astros version of Opening Day at Home must have set a record for use of the word bang. (Lots of whistles in there too.)

And you shouldn't forget either.

I realize all of this is ultimately meaningless and many simply missed the feeling of warmth that comes with opening day. Not something that really goes well with a quarantine. Though I suppose there is a whole new meaning to being safe at home now. One thing is for sure, I'll never call baseball boring or the NBA regular season meaningless again after this.