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No one wants to sit behind this man in a giant giraffe hat

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If you're going to a baseball game, please don't wear a giant giraffe hat.

You see, when you wear such hats, it bothers the kind folks sitting behind you. At first they might be like, "ha, this dude is wearing a giraffe hat." But then they begin to realize giraffes have quite the lengthy neck, which makes them an awful choice as headwear at a sporting event.

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The fans then hate your guts because, well, they can't see anything.

We get that this fan is probably the biggest member of the Brandon Belt fan club, considering the Giants first baseman is nicknamed "Baby Giraffe" and even has a giraffe named after him.