Morning, friends! Let’s talk snitchin’.
Do you live in the suburbs? If you do, you might already know about NextDoor. It’s a social media network where you’re connected only to the people in your immediate area. In theory, it’s supposed to promote community; in practice, it quickly devolves into a cavalcade of busybodies snitching on one another’s lawn care. As long as you don’t take it too seriously — or you aren’t a target — it’s some of the most fun gossip-reading you’ll find these days.